A brave Defamer operative in WeHo relates her near-brush with potentially dangerous rehab fugitive Britney Spears, who a little while ago mesmerized some law enforcement officers into assisting her escape from the swarming paparazzi looking to collect the bounty on her bald head:So, we just experienced Britney blond wig craziness in person, out the window of our office building on Sunset Strip. She was in the passenger seat of a Mercedes wearing her ridiculous blond wig and sunglasses, and there were about 8-9 paparazzi literally jumping on her car taking pictures. There were so many cars, it almost caused an accident here at Sunset and Holloway; probably around 25 on the small side street. There were also about 5 cop cars, with one of them basically pretending to run over the paparazzi to get them out of the street and off her car. They then proceeded to arrest a couple of them. It was pretty insane I must say. The President gets less attention I'm pretty sure. We assume that the police will now be prepared to take the appropriate countermeasures to resist whatever mind-clouding trickery the pop star used to enlist their help in prolonging her ongoing flight from sober justice; the next time they cross paths with Spears, they'll be ready to subdue their clean-shaven quarry and return her to the celebrity lockdown at Promises Malibu so she can serve the entirety of her sentence.
Via Defarmer
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